Hello and welcome to Churlish Meg’s Summer E-zine.
I don’t envisage that anything fun or exciting will happen to me until September, so I will be passing my time as an unemployed waster by creating a series of e-zines. Issue 1 features my parents and my cats, which I suspect will continue since I am unlikely to clap eyes on anyone else for the next three months.
I hope you enjoy reading. As an e-zine (which is apprently completely different to a blog), it’s been created as a pdf. I apologise to all the format nazis out there who have a problem with this. If you want to print it (good luck with that) you might want to go for the standard quality version, but everyone using a screen should be fine with minimum. Please tell me if any of it looks screwed up. Like, not working, rather than just ‘it looks shit’. I’ve made it exclusively with MS Word and Paint so OF COURSE it’s going to look shit.
Issue 2 has arrived! Featuring Waitrose, Lady Gaga, and a font size that’s actually readable.
And in Issue 3, we go to a church fundraiser and accidentally summon the Devil. (These may get less realistic as I go on.)