CASEY AFFLECK IN THE BATH KLAXON
There you go. Don’t say I never do anything for you.
I just watched THE BEST FILM. Even if Casey Affleck wasn’t naked in the bath during an early scene, it still would’ve been THE BEST. It’s called Lonesome Jim and did I mention Casey Affleck is NAKED IN THE BATH IN IT.
I’ve had LoveFilm for ages now. It may’ve even been a New Year’s resolution a couple of years ago. At the moment I’m going through a phase where it all feels like a chore. I feel a bit Kanye. Like, as soon I send discs back new ones appear and I’m all like “Oh man, already?! Now imma have to take responsibility for all this entertainment.” They sit on my bedroom floor until the direct debit goes out, and that usually spurs me on. I’m only like Kanye in some respects.
This time they’ve sent me Norwegian Wood (yawnsville) and Casey Affleck in the bath, which is genuinely the greatest film I have watched ALL YEAR. He’s this no-hoper bastard who goes back to live with his parents because he’s fucked everything up, and Liv Tyler’s in it and I DON’T HATE HER, which I think might be because she hasn’t blow-dried her hair, but also might be because theses days I hate Zooey Deschanel double. But also, Casey Affleck is in the bath and that, dear readers, is all you need to know.
