I blog about arty stuff.
Here I am on Twitter.

“You are live at the Arts Council’s annual conference. Please do not swear.”

A few weeks ago my mate Hannah asked me if I’d like to be one of nine arts-types live-blogging ACE’s annual conference in Manchester next month. It’s all officially-sanctioned and everything. I’m even getting a night in a hotel and my train fare reimbursed.

I finally managed to stop laughing hysterically at all the possible worst-case scenarios in accepting such a responsibility at about 10 o’clock this morning, just in time for the launch of the live-blog mini-site thingy. It’s here: http://sotablog.artscouncil.org.uk/

If you want a real piss-your-pants belly laugh, click on “Who’s Who?” at the top and compare my biog to everyone else’s. WHAT CAN POSSIBLY GO WRONG?