A poem for Jack White
Oh Jack White
You are thin and slight
You look a bit like you’d fizz and burn in daylight
(Like a vampire or a goth)
Oh Jack White
Your new album is alright
Actually it’s better than that, it’s fucking sweet, right?
(Even the slow ones)
Oh Jack White
You make me want to be a Luddite
Smash up my mp3s and watch uTorrent burn tonight
(even the Four Tet stuff)
Refrain:
WoooooooOOOOooooooooo
Heavyweight vinyyyyyyyyyyyyyllllll
WoooooooOOOOooooooooo
Recorded as live on analogue equipmennnnnnnnnttttt
Oh Jack White
You brave and chivalrous guitar knight
I tell you what can go fuck itself - yep, the zeitgeist
(they just don’t understand free spirits like us Jack)
