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What I think about arts journalism #177,693

The Observer has printed its Autumn Arts Calendar today, including the usual categories of art, dance, pop, classical, etc etc. In some ways I’ve found it useful, because I tend to dip in and out of films and exhibitions and stuff if the topic/content particularly interests me, and would never purport to have my finger on the pulse. I’m quite looking forward to the Postmodernism exhibition opening at the V&A because I like art to be witty, and it was today’s Observer that let me know it was happening. While I’m sure there is an art buff somewhere decrying today’s paper for its obvious choices and no-brainer populism, I appreciate the heads up.

The theatre picks though? HONESTLY. It’s nothing but obvious choices and no-brainer populism! The theatre on offer in this country is far more varied and exciting than this stuff-featuring-people-you-know-off-the-telly. They’ve even managed to make Decade, the new immersive Headlong show about 9/11 which will be designed by Miriam Buether (she of boxing rings and snaking bar tops), sound like a staid think-piece. They’ve included Jerusalem, OF COURSE, which is a perfect show that everyone needs to see, if only so we can let Mark Rylance get on with the rest of his life already. There’s the new thing by John Tiffany for NTS, which will probably be excellent, but every single other thing is written by Mike Leigh or directed by Richard Eyre or inspired by Chekhov or starring Anna Chancellor or Joanna Lumley or Michael Sheen or “reunites” Clarke Peters and Dominic West from The Wire. All of them (even Decade really, as it’s a National Theatre production) are in big, static, traditional theatre spaces, and all bar Decade are going to require their audiences to sit still and shut up in neat little rows.



When I go to visit my parents I have a regular rant at them for buying The Times because RUPERT MURDOCH DIE DIE DIE, then sneakily have a flick through and start up a new rant about how boring and irrelevant its theatre coverage is. At this point I rave about The Guardian embracing new forms of theatre and new forms of arts coverage, with its own blogs and Noises Off overviews and willingness to adapt. The Observer, its sister paper, has fallen on hard times in recent years and has adapted to them, with fewer sections. In many ways their ‘New Review’ is great, as I like to find articles on science and computers and great mathematicians alongside the critics, but are these really the HIGHLIGHTS of the new season? REALLY?

If you’re interested, here are some of the shows I’m most looking forward to this autumn:

Going Dark, by Sound&Fury: These are the guys who did Kursk, which was set in a submarine and the entire audience had to squeeze into a space that had been recreated AMAZINGLY, with perfect sound design. This time their show is about astronomy, and uses lighting and immersive sound to “wonder at the cosmos and reveal how one man’s vision becomes illuminated by darkness.” SQUEEEEE MOTHER-FUCKING SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE

The Wild Bride by Kneehigh: This opened in Kneehigh’s Asylum tent in Cornwall but I’m going to see it at the Lyric Hammersmith. It sounds like Kneehigh’s usual mix of music and visuals but The Stage review also says it has PAIN and CHAOS and HORROR and THE DEVIL. All very good things in theatre world.

Entitled by Quarantine: This is touring I think, after a brief stint in Edinburgh this month. Quarantine only ever work with real people, rather than professional performers, but instead of being reality show bollocks, they tend to be really revealing portrayals. Their installation at Fierce fest involved audiences singing along with servicemen and women to some karaoke favourites, which was fun but ultimately bittersweet. Entitled is apparently about theatre techies. Can’t wait to see what they do.

Umbrella Project by Hannah Nicklin: Hannah is my mate so I’ve been lucky to hear about the Umbrella Project from the horse’s mouth. Its outing in York is still an R&D experiment, but Hannah works with audio to connect people and places, so I’m expecting this to be touching in a similar way to Quarantine’s work; showing us a different side to our surroundings.

Hatch: Fresh, by all sorts of people: This is a free evening of performance art and theatre and exciting, unusual artistic experiences created by people like Action Hero, the Other Way Works, and Dan Bye. And it is happening in Leicester, which is ALMOST UNHEARD OF.

Matilda at the Cambridge Theatre in London: Transferred from the RSC, and I wasn’t organised enough to go first time round. I am expecting great things. Full-on levitation and shit. I reckon I’ve paid enough to have pencils hovering in front of every face in the entire auditorium.

The power in my street was off for 8 hours today.

It’s a good job I was planning on staying in bed all day really. If I had actual stuff to do, and had to rely upon an alarm clock or a working shower or silly, insignificant things like central heating, the power thing would have been somewhat more inconvenient. Instead, I just put three jumpers, two scarves and a pair of gloves on, and then got back into bed. As it started to go dark, I added to that a head-torch so I could carry on reading.

To be honest though, that’s a little bit of a lie, because the initial realisation that the power was off was greeted by panic. I think it’s because of my upbringing that I assume every power failure is a sign of imminent social revolution; worse still, one that I would be unable to follow on Twitter.

I did some yoga breathing and told myself to think rationally about what ordinary folk used to do before the internet, so I went to the shop and bought a couple of Sunday papers, feeling guilty about all the dead rainforests, but then weighed up all the tree murder against a day of no central heating. I appeased myself quite quickly to be honest.

And here is the point of me writing all this stuff down: How good are Sunday papers?

Answer: Very.

The Times had a feature on how people who discover Cormac McCarthy through the film version of The Road (coming out on Friday), should keep reading, because he’s so amazing.

The Observer had an interview with Dominic Cooke from The Royal Court, who has had one of the best 2009s of anyone in the theatre world. I’m going to see Enron and Jerusalem at the end of the month, as they’ve both got West End transfers.

There was a thing about cultural apps for the iPhone (Observer). I don’t even have an iPhone and I still loved that article.

There was a thing about Ian Dury (The Times), who I’ve always thought far less important that the rest of the world, but it was interesting to read a bit about his idea that the Blockheads should be a band of ‘cripples’.

Of course, it’s taken me all day to read these two papers, and I’m still not entirely finished with The Times. When term starts again in a week, Sunday will return to its usual position as the-day-Meg-does-a-week’s-worth-of-work-in-10-hours and so this kinda of lazy Sunday won’t be possible. And, there is that big sign above my head that reads “TREE KILLER”.